Meet Nita
The margarita eater
Greet her
With a stuffed crust
It’s just a must
So she’ll show you all the while
Her pepperoni smile
She’s never very far
From a garlic marinara
She will always know
If you kneed the dough
Her arms she’ll wrap you in
Like you’re her one and only
To warm you from within
Like freshly baked calzone
Her face is like the Mona Lisa
If she is devoid of pizza
Her face is bloody murder
If a bloody pizza burglar
Is stealing all her cheese
Then you will hear her scream
And you will hear her plead
“I need my melted meal!”
One day we will reveal
The mysteries of the thief
That ruined Nita’s feast…